i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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