You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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