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say what?
wanna hang out?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
zippers are such a cool invention
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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