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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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