I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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