Dual....:-)
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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