I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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