I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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