Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she smelled like a LAN party
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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