so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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