yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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