elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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