Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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