Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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