Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Are we still banned from the library?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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