we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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