shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
A bitchslap is in order.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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