i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
These tits shall not be calmed
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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