you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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