people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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