I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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