Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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