Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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