we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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