I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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