You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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