When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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