I accidentally had phone sex last night
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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