So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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