He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.