I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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