just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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