The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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