Im at strip club and am horny
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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