Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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