Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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