margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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