I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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