I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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