Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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