there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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