Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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