GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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