so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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