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It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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