I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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