He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you traded sex for a burrito?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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