Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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