I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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