the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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