love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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