i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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