That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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