I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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