so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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