I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
