This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Randomize
