U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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