Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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